"I prefer to play abused, tragic alcoholics, and one day, I'll probably be discovered lifeless in an overflowing bathtub with an empty bottle of sleeping pills spilled all over the floor, bu the sad thing is I'm actually a very gifted comedienne."
"My mother couldn't remember which was which, so she made up her own constellations. That one's the Coat Hanger. That one's the Leaky Faucet. Over there's Fried Egg with Spatula."